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Sex is important. So is friendship, romance and laundry. The girl is out there.

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Someone placed a curse on AP and it’s really fucking up her vibe.

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Opening Saturday, June 6th ~ All Shows Upstairs

A talented piano tuner’s life is turned upside down when he discovers that his meticulous skills for tuning pianos can equally be applied to cracking safes.

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Continuing ~ All Shows Downstairs

Booster: Somebody who steals clothes from a store and sells them at a discount price, aka community service.

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Continuing:  Shows Upstairs through Thurs, May 7; Moving Downstairs beginning Friday, May 8th

An anxious New York law school dropout stumbles into a job babysitting his psychiatrist’s three granddaughters and falls for the girls’ mother, an actress in a rocky marriage.

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Opens Friday, April 17th:  All Shows Downstairs

Free Eden employee Apple secretly runs a witchy femme cult in the basement of the mall store after hours – with fellow fruits Cherry and Fig. But, when new hire Pumpkin challenges their performative sisterhood, the women are forced to face their own poisons or succumb to a bloody fate.

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